Picture taken in the shop, 75 Cadzow St, shows: R to L Hartley Peavey, Tom Findlay, Tom Graham, Ian Findlay.
November 1985
Girl singer says to her piano player:
“Hey we’ve been playing “Funny Valentine” for a while, can you think of a way to Jazz it up?”
The piano player says: “well, we could play the first 16 bars then modulate up a semitone and maybe change the tempo slightly, add a 5/4 bar just before the bridge and then modulate up a minor third to the end of the song”
The singer says: “Won’t that be complicated?”
The piano player replies: “well not really, that’s the way you did it last night!”
“Juke Box Johnny”
“Live” at Cambusnethan Social club, backing by “Private Lessons”
Johnny’s real job is window cleaning,
Surely on the “ladder” to success
Don’t give up your
day job yet Johnny!
The truth is out there, you just
have to know where to look!
What do a drummer
And a philosopher have in common?
They both perceive time as an abstract concept!
Could someone string this?
I’ll be back in ten
I hear the Americans have agreed to partition Iraq into three separate zones: .....Unleaded....... Diesel.... and.... Premium!
I said to my good wife last night “pull up your tights they’re getting wrinkled about your ankles”
She replied “I’m not wearing any”
I’m in the Doghouse again!